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theatre, neat things, Saturday night things, pretty things, oxford commas, and other things I happen to appreciate. I recognize this blog as something purely self-satisfying. I say Stew and Sondheim a lot. I am Emma.


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"There comes a time in every young woman’s life where she must take a giant step forward into the abyss we call maturity and acknowledge the painful, terrifying truth that her mother is a human being."



"I’d rather be a lamppost in Denver than the mayor of Philadelphia."